I am proud because today is the Friday of Lent (well was the Friday of Lent)....and I guess by definition Lent or every Friday is the day you're not supposed to eat meat.

Pope says I can't eat meat, I say fire up the grill and grill me up a nice 20 ounce rib eye steak....medium rare please. Because I don't give a shit what the pope says, no one is going to attempt to control what I eat....that would be reason #1 I hate organized religion, you're trying to take away one of my favorite food groups.